The Runner
It's amazing, really! Lightning speed unparalleled by any grown up in history. For real. Somebody please tell me how she does it. Her and the rest of the miniature people around three years old. I assume (strictly based upon the existence of leashes for children) that I cannot be the only mother who has experience with a "runner". A runner is a child who has a seeming supernatural ability to be in one spot one moment, and in the very next microsecond, be NOWHERE remotely close to that spot. I'm convinced that _____, author of the Harry Potter series, came up with her idea of apparating by observing a young child such as I've described. Apparating, in her books, is when the students of Hogwarts had to learn to disappear from one spot and transport themselves to someplace completely different in a split second. Who knew this wasn't strictly fictional? Although their giftedness does seem to diminish with age, apparating children are nothing...