Great Scotch!
I've been talking a lot about toys lately. They are fun and colorful and do neat things and make lots of noise (if they're the really good kind). Today I'd like to discuss the single greatest toy invention of all time. This product is by FAR the favorite among my kids. In fact, I'd venture to say kids round the world have spent countless hours of joy creating and building with and enjoying this item. It seems SO popular around here, actually, that I kinda wish I'd bought stock in it a few years back. I could've tripled my money at this point from my household alone. So what is it? None other than Scotch Tape. Or any tape, for that matter. Yes, folks, Scotch Tape. It is the all-time most popular thing around here. And why not? You can tape masterpieces to the walls, make all sorts of crafts, or fix broken toys (or mom's broom which you "accidentally" played with even though you weren't supposed to and broke). And the best feature? Ta