The Management
The Management in my home is getting fed up. New policies are being instated and enforced with diligence. New policy #1 (and being illiterate does not exempt residents from responsibility) All clothes found in the laundry room or hamper which are not actually dirty shall incur a fine of 25 cents per item. Certain young residents around here are slightly obsessed with changing clothes at amazing rates of speed. Clothing must be worn a minimum of half a day in order to be considered for laundering. Management has deemed it appropriate to charge a nominal fee for extra needless laundry. This seems fair. After all, the money will likely go to purchase additional detergent, dryer sheets, and Tylenol for my aching back. We are prepared for the reality that most of our residents will be broke within two days, but don't worry, rent is cheap around here. New Policy #2 "No food allowed past this point." This includes, but is not limited to, goldfish crackers, gummy treats, l...